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      Start My Own Nudist Colony

      Blink 182

      Album: The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!)

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      Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start
      a therapeutic massage center only for for...
      Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony
      Tom: That would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time
      Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our
      bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom
      Tom: They love me so fuck everybody else
      Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering,
      yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell
      Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the hating
      Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark
      Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot
      of these people are just now hopping on the we hate
      Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like
      1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright
      Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words,
      everybody say fuck, everybody say shit,
      everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole
      Mark: Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea
      Tom: Hey now let's do this one,
      everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck,
      that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids
      Mark: That's right
      Tom: What do we do now
      Mark: I want everyone to call me an ass hole again
      Tom: What's up I like your hair it's very nice
      Mark: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates that a lot
      Tom: I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought
      that was to foward you know
      Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the
      hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze
      Tom: Mark!
      Mark: What
      Tom: Shut the fuck up
      Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze,
      weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a
      Tom: (belch) exuse me
      Mark: Exuse Tom
      Tom: Sorry
      Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant
      everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tourniment
      Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having
      sex, 15,000 people cheering me on,
      I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now,
      but you're not invited Mark.
      You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18,
      do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...
      Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away,
      if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by
      the Junior high like my dad like my dad does
      Tom: Hey you know what I learned in fifth grade
      Mark: What's that your dad has a bent weiner
      Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is
      Mark: I want everyone here to scream,
      fuck you Tom,we fucking hate you you're going to burn
      in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate
      you stupid pieces of shit
      Tom: I heard that
      Mark: Thanks
      Tom: You want to give me your shirt,
      this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say here
      Mark: It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt
      Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in
      a safe form of sex don't we Mark,
      that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are
      Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex,
      it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with
      like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous
      drugs at the same time, no it's not true
      Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon.
      How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many
      of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex
      Mark: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends
      Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
      Mark: The most special kind of love of all is the love
      that exists between two naked women while I watch
      Tom: We need her to put her shirt back on
      Mark: Please
      Tom: It just took away my boner,
      my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone
      Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away.
      Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need
      your attention for just a second please,
      I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone
      look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh...
      Tom: I lost my virinity
      Mark: Keep an I out for it
      Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if testacles were
      things you could lose on a everyday basis that would
      suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee
      Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second
      Tom: Do you think you can talk for enough time
      Mark: No uh uh
      Tom: Why don't you gather your thoughts
      Mark: Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even
      Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here,
      if you guys all pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my
      pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe
      Mark: I'll give you three-hundred dollars to piss your pants right now
      Tom: I'll give you four-hundred bucks to eat my shit
      Mark: Sold
      Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right
      now and I think they're helping them out right now,
      it looks like they're right there
      Mark: Make a hole people make a hole
      Tom: All you people over there make way for the hurt
      kid and bring me their wallet
      Mark: I wish now you know let me tell you guys something...
      Tom: I'm gay!
      Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here
      today there's like semis and fucking buses and multiple
      bands and all kinds of shit,
      I wish now I would have taken bass lessons, sorry sorry
      Tom: So do I, I wish you did too
      Mark: I'm thinking for Christmas this year I'm going to ask for lessons
      Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister,
      he used his dick to pop her four foot blister,
      and I know it's not that cool,
      he fucked her in my swimming pool,
      he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit,
      fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it
      has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest,
      or anything grose like that you know
      Mark: Is there anything else in the world
      Tom: There's nothing else to talk about
      Mark: Hey can you help that little girl out of there
      she's not having so much fun right now, hey
      Tom: Uh exuse me, security guard sir
      Mark: The one right in front of you, yea
      Tom: Yea that girl right there needs to come out,
      if you're a small person the front is not the best
      view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this
      is not a good view, this whole everything every seat
      here. Mark's middle name is Rebecca, they thought he was a...
      Mark: That's right, my middle names Rebecca because
      my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
      Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still,
      I'll piss my pants though for money,
      I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks,
      I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it
      Mark: You shave your ass
      Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls,
      Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fucking wolverine
      growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got teeth and shit
      Mark: It's true
      Tom: He's got a scary looking penis
      Mark: It's true I need your tax deductable donations
      for the shave Mark's balls program, please
      Tom: It's for charity kids
      Mark: Please send what you can, donate your time
      Tom: You guys think that we're touring for our own,
      no this is a charity tour for Mark's balls
      Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my
      nuts, please give generously
      Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth
      on any kind of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I need a new guitar
      Mark: We need a new guitar,
      we need a new guitarist, any one out there play guitar
      Tom: Does anybody know how to play guitar cause' I'm
      not very good, people don't really respect me
      Mark: If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist,
      I'd fake an orgasm
      Tom: Bad kids
      Mark: Bad christmas spirit
      Tom: Bad christmas spirit
      Mark: Hey ok I need light now
      Tom: We're going to point out every single person that didn't sing
      Mark: Santa Claus is going to come to your house and
      shit under all your trees
      Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs,
      Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself
      today, and yesterday and the day before that,
      not really pround of who I am or how I look.
      Any one have one of those days were you don't even
      really like what you're wearing,
      you know, you don't like how your hair looks,
      and kind of bumed about how your penis is so small
      and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have
      ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping!
      And this guy fuck wiping dude,
      brings down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote...
      Mark: That guy has a science fair project up his ass
      Tom: Uh what head's up seven up,
      everyone close your eyes and if I come by and if I
      come by and put my finger in you but than you're the one.
      I think that Satan has a couple of comments:
      Well kids it's been a really fun show,
      and I want you all to know that we'll come back soon,
      but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely
      good looking and all the girls out there should think
      he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that
      I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right
      shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep
      with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan...
      It's me it's not Satan let's all be happy he's not here say fuck Satan
      Alright I'm out of jokes and out of songs, I think we're done.

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